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October 9th, 2005

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10:55 pm
You know what really grinds my gears?

The idea that Dane Cook is funny. Because he isn't. He stutters so much I can't even understand half his jokes. Not that I have anything against stutterers. Because I don't. I just have something against Dane Cook.


That's what really grinds my gears.

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Date:October 10th, 2005 03:35 am (UTC)
Dane Cook is a pale imitation of Pablo Francisco. I downloaded a comedy track of Cook's because it contained references to the Croc Hunter, whom I love, so I gave it a shot. And kept thinking, "Who gave Pablo a lobotomy?"
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Date:October 10th, 2005 07:20 pm (UTC)
Amen. I had someone singing his praises to a Dane Cook-ignorant me on Saturday night, and lo, the Comedy Central special with him was on just mere hours later. At which point I realized that I HAD seen it before, and really didn't think much of it. He talks really fast and has passable stage presence, but without those- if you stripped his act down to the bare bones of the jokes- there's nothing. Of course, stage presence is what makes ANY comedian...but they usually start with stronger material and build their presentation on top of that.

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